Poop in your blood

I was lying on the couch when Leo jumped on the couch, stuck his butt in my face and announced, "I farted in your face!"

I said, "That's disgusting! the next time I fart, I'm going to fart in YOUR face".

To which he replied, "I'm going to poop in your face!"

I'm going to poop in your ear!

I'm going to poop in your eyeball!

I'm going to poop in your mouth!

I'm going to poop all over your body!

I'm going to poop in your belly button!

Then he got me, "I'm going to poop in your BLOOD!"