Eyeballs

Paul said to me, "I like your purple and black outfit". Leo added, "I like your eyeballs. I like them so much I want to eat them!"

Booby

We were at Madalena's house for dinner. Madalena and Leo were talking about what they were going to be when when they grew up. I think Madalena said she was going to be a princess or something like that. Leo smiled and said, "I'm going to be a big booby when I grow up!"

Gifts

Leo loves to give gifts. He wraps up his toys in napkins and kleenex and gives them away. Today Paul got a kitty cat, ball, and flower in a orange traffic cone. "Here's a present for you for being the best Daddy in the world!"

Lightning

Today we went to Pump It Up for Sarah and Amy's birthday. Leo explained, "I slid down the slide like a piece of lightning. And then I crashed into Kyla's head and I got this big owie."

Dinosaurs

We were discussing what dinosaurs we would be if we could be dinosaurs. "Trimentos is a dinosaur. He eats Mentos. That's not a meat-eating dinosaur."

While throwing stuffed animals at Paul,

"Get this pitch, you black-hearted thief!"

more fart jokes

Tonight we had a dinner party for our new neighbors. We brought out our nice China, put some flowers on the table, had wine, etc. Leo farted. Paul was trying to show how polite Leo was, so he encouraged Leo, "What do you say?" Leo said, "It wasn't me!" I think this says more about his parents than Leo's manners...

Detachable?

We have been working with Leo at night to encourage him to use the potty and have a dry bed. Today, he announced, "If I pee in my bed I will take off my penis and put it in the wash area."

With my balls on my knees

Leo screamed. I came running into the living room to hear Paul report that Leo was trying to walk on Paul's legs and had fallen on Paul's knees and hit his crotch.

Leo looked up at me and said, "I fell on Daddy's leg with my balls on my knees."