I couldn't get the top of Leo's sippy cup open. I asked Paul to do it. Leo said he could do it so I gave it to him. To our surprise he opened it.
Paul said, "Wow you're stronger than Mommy"
I said "shut up"
Leo defended me, saying, "Well you're just a weird little Daddy. As weird as soup with egg, with raw eggs."
DO NOT DISTURB
We were in the hotel room, about to hang the Do Not Disturb sign which had a cartoon of a guy sleeping in bed.
Leo said, "You have to hang up this sign. Its pretty important. It says not to sleep upside down. Look, it's a person sleeping upside down under the bed." He was holding the sign upside down.