The candy factory

Today we went to the candy factory with Leo's friend Sami. They took the tour and then walked into the obligatory store at the end of the tour. They were SO excited, running about like kids in a candy store.
Leo: "We could just take the whole store. Wow - Giant Lollipops (they are 1 lb, $20 lollies)! Now this is what I call LIFE!"

Tonight we were doing some art. Leo's sleeve narrowly missed a blob of paint. I pointed it out to him. He replied, "Yeah, I know it. I see it. Do you think I'm blind or something?" The attitude can't get worse than this.